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200 Best Funny Blonde Jokes: Short, Dumb, Clean, Hilarious One Liners

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Q: Why is your foot more special than your other body parts? What do you call a pile of kittens? They must not like fast food.

The Funniest Two

Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: Because he had no-body to go with.

50 Actually Funny Clean Jokes for Any Situation

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm.

20 Of The Funniest Two

Q: Who can shave 10 times a day and still have a beard? Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver I know some jokes about unemployment but they need some work.

The Funniest Two

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Q: What do lawyers wear to court? Q: What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? Q: What goes up and down but doesn't move? If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? A man walks into a library and orders a hamburger.

Clean Short Jokes, Funny One Line Jokes

What did the tie say to the hat? A: Some traffic signs say stop 72.

The Funniest Two

Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: To get chocolate milk.

110 of the best clean jokes and one

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

45 Really Funny Clean Jokes And Puns

Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? Enough of the black jokes, take a look at some of the best funny blonde jokes that we found.